So Long Aunt Flow

my aunt flow came to visit me on saturday. she is not a nice person. this whole week she has been the annoying the hell out of me, giving me the worst headaches ever. she punches me in the gut and elbows be in the back if i "misbehaved". when we went out in public, it seemed like her main goal is to embarrass me. she was always wearing her bright red sweet suit, and yelled at anyone you breathed her air. so when she packed her bags and went home this afternoon, i was ready to throw a party. so long aunt flow... and don't feel like you need to come back next month.